Smells Like Bad Decisions in Here 9 oz. Soy Candle

Smells Like Bad Decisions in Here Candle – 9oz Soy Wax

Add a spark of humor (and maybe a little honesty) to any room with our “Smells Like Bad Decisions in Here” candle. When you're lamenting AND laughing at last night’s POOR choices or setting the mood for tonight’s, this candle delivers sass and scent in equal measure.

Product Details:

• Premium Materials – Crafted from a 100% natural soy wax blend with a 100% cotton wick for a clean, even burn.

• Perfect Size – 9oz glass jar (2.8″ × 3.5″ / 7.1cm × 8.8cm).

• Long Burn Time – Enjoy 50–60 hours of aromatic bliss.

• Scent Variety – Choose from nine irresistible aromas to fit your vibe.

• Safety First – ASTM safety certified for worry-free relaxation.

• Consistent Look – All scents feature the same wax color for a polished display.

• Made in the USA – Assembled with globally sourced parts.

The Quote That Says It All:

“Smells Like Bad Decisions in Here.”

Because everything happens for a reason… sometimes that reason is you made a questionable choice (or three). Light it up, laugh it off, and let the good scents roll.