Goldens Rule T-shirt/ Funny Golden Retriever T-shirt/Crowned and Conne

Meet Winston!

Every crowned creature carries the name of someone loved and remembered. These aren’t just designs. they’re small acts of remembrance, stitched in love and crowned in connection.

This house runs on the Golden’s Rule. If it jingles, wiggles, or smells like bacon, it belongs to your Golden Retriever.

This tee is the perfect ode to the lovable chaos of Goldens everywhere: loyal, fluffy, and absolutely convinced that every sandwich you make is their sandwich. Stealing socks, photobombing Zoom calls, or demanding belly rubs mid–Netflix binge, they live by one sacred law: “Treats first, questions later.”

Why You’ll Love It:

Soft, breathable cotton for maximum dog-hair absorption.
Approved by snack-obsessed Goldens everywhere.
Conversation starter for fellow dog parents who also have slobber on their jeans.

These tees don’t just look good—they do good.
👉 With every purchase, 10% of proceeds go to the Gimme Shelter Pet ER Fund, helping animals in crisis get the lifesaving medical care they deserve.

Premium unisex fit for comfort + everyday wear
Street art energy meets animal royalty
Funny, collectible designs for cat lovers, animal lovers, and art lovers alike
Each shirt gives back to pets in need

Wear your crown. Celebrate connection. Save lives.

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	16.00	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length, in	7.99	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02	9.25	9.49	9.72	9.96
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50