German Shorthair Pointer Crowned T-Shirt – “This Dog Won’t Hunt” Funny Dog Tee | Crowned & Connected Collection
German Shorthair Pointer Crowned T-Shirt – “This Dog Won’t Hunt” Funny Dog Tee | Crowned & Connected Collection
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Meet Beth, the German Shorthair Pointer. The only thing she hunts for, is a great deal at Nordstrom Rack. Our “This Dog Won’t Hunt” T-Shirt blends Basquiat-inspired street art with tongue-in-cheek humor, making it the perfect shirt for GSP owners who know their pup has more personality than prey drive.
The front features a bold crowned German Shorthair Pointer portrait, while the back drives the joke home with the statement: This Dog Won’t Hunt. Funny, bold, and instantly relatable.
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Premium unisex fit for comfort + style
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Soft cotton blend with durable print
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Bold crown artwork inspired by Basquiat
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Perfect gift for GSP lovers and dog humor fans
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10% of every sale supports the Gimme Shelter Pet ER Fund
Celebrate your pup’s royal side, even if they’d rather nap than hunt.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Highest Quality Products
Highest Quality Products
👕 Premium Quality: Super soft material for ultimate comfort
🧵 100% Airlume Combed Cotton
📏 True-to-Size & Pre-Shrunk
💦 Wash Inside Out for Best Results
Proudly Printed, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA
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All Orders Shipped in 4-7 Days
All Orders Shipped in 4-7 Days
Returns are Free and Easy
Returns are Free and Easy
100% Carbon Free Emissions
100% Carbon Free Emissions
